Let me say that I am well and recovering nicely, and learning to deal with the current state of my sight. This “vision thing” has flummoxed every President since it was “articulated” by the first President Bush (now try repeating that with a straight face), so I do not know why I should expect an exemption.
On Wednesday, Deirdre brought home a few books from the library. I find I can read, but it is a new sort of experience. In an amount of time in which I would have knocked off the entire book, I have reached page 60 of Jeff Lindsay’s new Dexter novel (not-inappropriate reading material for a slightly mis-firing brain). For the short term, at least, I am learning to enjoy reading in different ways.
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J D Salinger died last Thursday. The celebrated author and noted recluse was 91. He gave us not only Catcher in the Rye, but also several story collections that artsy girls in my high school always carried around like passports or merit badges. I hope Mr Salinger’s soul finds peace in the embrace of the ultimate solitude that he craved.
I must confess that I did not and do not “get it.” More than a few dear friends of mine find in Catcher expression of the deepest longings on their innermost feelings. When I re-read the book on the Fiftieth Anniversary of its publishing, I found my impressions of it largely unchanged since high school. The resentful nattering of a narcissistic New England preppie has never struck a chord in this son of a furniture manufacturer in Piedmont North Carolina.
A different kettle of fish is Thomas Wolfe. I vividly remember plunging into Look Homeward, Angel, and finding in that mad torrent of words not only the expression of my soul, but also every feeling ever felt by any human being that has ever lived at any time on the face of this planet. To be swept away by Angel again for the first time, and feel again the same mad clamor of emotions, is the lone instance of adolescence that I genuinely wish could happen again.
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Wolfe happens to be family – his mother Julia was a cousin of my grandfather. My mother remembers being taken on an old-fashioned, Sunday afternoon visit with Cousin Julia, but little else about the event. I like to imagine my grandmother, Myrtle, and Julia, sipping sweet tea, rocking on the porch of Old Kentucky Home, while they talked about everything under the sun. In truth, however, I imagine the conversation moved haltingly along these lines:
Myrtle: How’s Tom?
Julia: Fine, moved to New York, you know.
Myrtle: And Ben?
Julia: He died.
Myrtle: Sorry, didn’t know!
What is easier to envision is my mother, sitting quietly, erectly, perhaps in a starched dress, being bored to abject distraction while the grown-ups talked. Sometimes, even tangential brushes with literature leave a lot to be desired.
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In reading a bit more deliberately, I draw on my experiences with an unlikely, perhaps bizarre, pair of books. I tried 4 or 5 times to read Isak Dinesen’s Out of Africa, and was defeated by the attempts. I could not fathom why so many people considered it to be a great literary work. Reading it was exhausting – like trudging across a muddy creek bed when the lake is down – and hardly worth the effort. Then something clicked and I realized the pace and cadences of the language embody those qualities of life in the African landscape. Read with patience, in the right spirit, the book is a treasure not to be missed.
I have absolutely not quarrels with the mini-series of Larry McMurtry’s Lonesome Dove. It is a great piece of work, and Robert Duvall and Tommy Lee Jones remain the near-perfect embodiment of the two main characters. For anyone who has yet to read the book, I commend the book.
I don’t know whether Lonesome Dove is good literature or not and could care less. It is a great read, one of the best. And my days with the book are the one time I remember intentionally slowing down. I started limiting my daily intake of pages with about 300 left to go. My time with the fictional Woodrow and Gus were such sheer, unadulterated pleasure that I wanted to make it last as long as it could. Maybe reading a bit more slowly is not such a bad thing?
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Deirdre and Harry report that widespread panic was afoot in the streets yesterday as our cozy town went full-goose bozo over forecasted snow. There was carnage at Food Lion as deranged citizens dove after last bags of sugar, coffee and Ovaltine. One elderly gent held a Harley rider at bay with his walker while his wife grabbed the only remaining package of Depends. Oh, the humanity!
In one strange and twisted episode, Marvella Hopkins, 88, attempted to hijack the Carolina House van and force Clem North, the driver, to take her to Miami. Marvella’s weapon was an old pair of yellowed dentures, which she keeps as a spare. Unfortunately, she stumbled a bit as she pulled the lethal teeth from her purse and nipped off the lobe of Clem’s left ear. Having something of a phobia about old ladies wielding choppers, Clem promptly suffered a mild heart attack. Both Marvella and Clem are in the hospital and recovering nicely, though Clem is pissed at having tetanus shot. And I am happy to report that the ressponsible folks at the home remembered to get the remaining passengers off the bus.
The dreaded snow arrived last night, and Lexington has shut down for a day or two. Unable to take my accustomed walk in the evening of every snow, I did venture onto the front porch a few times. There I was able to listen to the unique quiet that comes only with a snowfall.
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My BS-o’meter has been unplugged today. So have the gauges that cull anything sentimental or maudlin from what I write. If anything I have written today falls in that category, DO NOT give me a break or cut me some slack. Email or post me and give me some Hell about it. Only you can prevent forest fires and Beno gibberish. Don’t shirk your responsibilities!